A mathematician, a physicist, an engineer went again to the races and
laid their money down. Commiserating in the bar after the race, the
engineer says, "I don't understand why I lost all my money. I measured
all the horses and calculated their strength and mechanical advantage
and figured out how fast they could run..."
The physicist
interrupted him: "...but you didn't take individual variations into
account. I did a statistical analysis of their previous performances and
bet on the horses with the highest probability of winning..."
"...so
if you're so hot why are you broke?" asked the engineer. But before the
argument can grow, the mathematician takes out his pipe and they get a
glimpse of his well-fattened wallet. Obviously here was a man who knows
something about horses. They both demanded to know his secret.
"Well," he says, "first I assumed all the horses were identical and spherical..."
BY JOSHUA JASSON
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