SALARY THEOREM

Salary Theorem
The less you know, the more you make.

Proof:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
And since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money .
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

       
                                                     BY JOSHUA JASSON
                                            TEKU/BEDMATHS/2010-2013